Dear Made Guys, Ragooz, Goombahs, and all youse who love a good Pizza Pie!
I know youse all think you know good pizza pie - We all got our favorite joints that make the BEST. Like in Chi-Town where I sometimes hang, it's gotta be Rosati's, Malnati's and Gino's East (my cousin's old place - God love him!)
But, answer me this - How many of youse know how to MAKE a good pizza? Aha! And I don't mean going to the store to buy some cardboard cagatta with canned sauce on it and then bringing it to your house and smelling up the place with it in your oven! Marrron! Ya' gotta be kiddin' with that! So, I figures it's about time for your good pal and goombah, Joey C (that's me) to "deliver" on my pizza recipe promise. Hey, that's good...DELIVER a Pizza (recipe)! I am indeed a funny guy as my Concetta always says.
Here’s why I'm doin' this…
Just a few weeks ago, a few of my crew and me were playing a game of "Hearts" and we got into it good about pizza. Poor Vito Barbazzo took a clip to the nose and we had to get an ice pack for Salvatore "Big Sal's" shoulder. It was him that clipped Vito. At 71, Sal oughta take it easy with his wiseguy stuff. But, back to my story - I got so much agida that I figured I'd put my recipe out there on my Joey Clams' place and give everybody a chance to know what REAL PIZZA is all about. So, like my family guys say: "Badabing" we got pizza!
Anyways,when you get to the recipe for my family pizza, you can thank me by taking care of the tab for the actual recipe. No credit or nothin'... You want? You order. You pay. Badabing!
“Finally! The recipe that will
make you the best pizza ever! ”
As Nonna Bella Lucia says:
"This is a pizza you cannot refuse!"
Here
are just some of the things you'll discover …
» It tastes good and makes you feel like a real goombah!
» If you are a lady, your wiseguy will think you're a regular Sophia Loren! Mamma Mia!
» It's better than anything that you been buying for the oven at home.
» Your Mamma will give you big BACI and pinch your cheeks 'til they ache!
» If you're makin' pizza, you ain't out there gettin' in trouble with the wrong crew
» Italians will give you "saluti" and you'll have respect from your own goombahs.
Saluti Nonno Pa!
A TRIBUTE TO A GREAT GUY WHO HAD ALL OF OUR RESPECT and HONOR! (1913-2003)
This is a photo of "Nonno Pa Giorgio". He's the gentleman on the far right. Next to him is his pal, Amadeo. This was the first establishment Nonno opened in the 30's in Chicago on the west side. Made guys had "two fingers" before they headed out for a night's "work". "No questions...no trouble," the old timers used to say. If you want to know what "two fingers" means, write a letter to daboss@joeyclams.com Your answer will come when "da boss" feels like telling youse.
The History of our Bada Bing PIzza...
» I don't know why my Gommare Concetta wants me to tall you the history. I ain't telling nobody nothin' about when I was a kid in Italy. And I certainly ain't gonna let you have photos of me like I look now. I am a WISEGUY, y'know? The only photos ya' get are the ones that the feds got from a long ways back when I was in the joint, if youse know what I mean. My "album" is still in a few Post Offices here and there, y'know?
» Bada Bing Pizza has been around for about 100 years, maybe more.
» Lucky Luciano had my old Nonna make it in 1922 and bring it to him on a ship from Brooklyn to Sicily.
» My uncle's 3rd cousin's father-in-law got "Big Al" hooked on Bada Bing Pizza. He HAD TO HAVE IT!! Every day, Vittorio "The Gagooz" would bring it to him in a special car, sliced and in a violin case. That's where it got started that the "mooks" thought we all carried machineguns there. Most of us made guys always carried our salami, panini and cold pizza and a little vino in there. It got messy, but it was a good idea. Only later guys put guns in there.
HEY! LOOK AT THIS, TOO! YA' GOTTA LOVE IT! IT'S FROM ME, JOEY CLAMS! SO, NO COMPLAINTS AND NO WHINING!
GOT IT? VA BENE!
So act now. Click below to order our "in-the-family" Joey Clams Bada Bing Pizza recipe now via secure server for only $4.95, and start creating your own pizza masterpieces. And
remember, you don’t risk a cent. Hey, you mooks and goombahs ain't gettin' some cheesy pizza recipe....you are gettin' the recipe for the dough AND the sauce. There is NO canned sauce and NO ready-made dough. This is the real deal!
I even give you some tips which are secrets to different flavors in a GOOD sauce. Even your own family will think you're part wiseguy! Capeesh? Good!
Wishing you years of satisfying pizza makin'!
Sincerely, Joey Clams
CLICK HERE TO PURCHASE Once purchased, you will be directed to our web page where you can print your recipe right away!
BONUS!
As a thank-you for
buying my Bada Bing Pizza Recipe you will also get one free authentic Italian recipe of your choice!
You can contact me, Joey, at: joey@joeyclams.com
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